🎁 a gift that backfired 🎁
Congratulations!
You won a Porsche.
porsche.baby
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Yes. You are now the proud owner of a Porsche.
The baby version. Digital one. 😄
📱 One day, a text arrived: “Congratulations! You’ve won a Porsche.”
😐 For three seconds, I felt joy. Then I saw it was a misleading ad.
💡 But that ad sparked an idea.
I bought a domain for $2. And now, together with my genius friend (AI), we gift you the same feeling — with a smile, and zero deception.
💌 A friendly note to ad companies:
Dear advertisers,
Thank you for inspiring us to buy dream-names for two dollars.
Misleading ads may leave a small crack in someone’s heart. But sometimes, they give birth to a baby Porsche.
Accept this gentle tease with a smile. Next time, announce a “free coffee” — at least we’d buy a café nearby. ☕
With warmth, owner of porsche.baby ❤️
🌟 2026 WISH 🌟
A year without tricks.
Honest, elegant, and kind — just like the web should be.
🙏 Thank you — to every visitor who values privacy, clean design, and a genuine smile. You make the internet a better place.
⚡ page features · privacy & security · minimalist code
✓ pure HTML + inline CSS – zero JavaScript (except visitor counter), no cookies, no trackers · loads instantly
✓ system fonts only · no external requests · secure context (HTTPS ready)
✓ designed to respect your mind: clean, spacious, high‑contrast, fully responsive
✓ no data collection · no analytics · your visit stays between you and this page
✓ built with care, honesty, and a touch of laughter
crafted with 🧠 by a human & his my friend · from a cracked heart to a warm smile
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